Devon Hunter

There is an art to giving a good lap dance, but there is also an art to receiving them. There are some people to whom I greatly enjoy giving dances, because they are so good at getting them. That might seem strange, but here are a few considerations while receiving your lap dance:

1. It may seem like a no-brainer, but please shower before you come to the club.
2. Brushing your teeth is good too.
3. The first few times you get a dance from an entertainer offer the cash up front. Once the dancer knows you, he’ll be more likely to be relaxed and let you pay afterwards.
4. Try to keep your knees closer together – it helps the dancer remain balanced while he’s standing over you.
5. Every person and place has different rules. Ask what type of touching is appropriate.
6. Wear khakis or some other soft material – denim hurts. (see strip club etiquette)
7. Avoid trying to put your fingers where they shouldn’t go. You may get an unexpected smack, or worse.
8. It’s usually offensive to negotiate – if you get quoted something you feel is truly ridiculous you can say something, but $20 for a song is pretty standard (yes, that’s $20 per song – expect to pay more per song if the dancer is wearing less). Don’t act like you’re in a Turkish market: This isn’t a rug you’re trying to dicker for.
9. A brief hug and some light chatting afterwards is acceptable, but avoid extending it into a conversation – the entertainer probably has to get situated or re-primped, and the club owners expect us to be walking around talking to people or on stage dancing. It’s not intended to be rude when we have to frolic off after your dance is completed.
10. Saying “thank you” is very endearing.