Tag: booty
Beautiful Booties, Inc.
by Devon on Jan.17, 2010, under Humor
I so wish my iPhone would allow me to transfer this voicemail onto my computer, so that I could share it with you… I have said many times in the past that my family knows what I do, but I’ve always mentioned it in reference to Mom and Gramma…
Well… lol hahahaha
When Dad calls me, it’s almost always a sing-song voicemail that he leaves for me. Today I woke up and got the following sung into my in-box:
“Oooo! Oo, oo… yeah! Baby!
Shake that booty! We be callin’ you from Beautiful Booties, Inc.!
Is you shakin’ yo’ booty? It’s betta to shake than be shook! So… shake yo’ booty!
Is you makin’ yo’ money? Shake, shake… Shake yo’ booty!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO-TAAAAAAAY!
This has been a Beautiful Booties, Inc. production…”
I thought I was going to throw up, I was laughing so hard. I am keeping this voicemail, on the chance that I can ever figure out how to put it here on the blog. Honestly, if Dad could sing it would have ruined the whole effect. But the fact that he exaggerrates his tone-deafness just makes it that much more priceless. I hope you had a good weekend… and remember it’s better to shake than be shook. LOL









