Drawing a different line
by Devon on Mar.12, 2009, under Humor
Okay, I thought I’d be ambitious and get up at 6:00 a.m., like a normal person. Um. What the fuck is this?! You people do this bullshit on purpose every day??? I think my head is going to cave in! This whole a.m. thing isn’t working for me. I mean, I’d heard of 6 a.m., but it had never happened to me before… This is some kind of a crime against humanitarianism or something. This is the kind of crap they do to torture people in Eastern Europe, right? Dear gods, how am I going to be able to go to school (if I’m accepted into the Physical Therapy Assistant program)?
I’m drawing the line at 10 a.m… I’m going back to bed, since I can’t remember what I was going to blog about… I think I’m going to vomit.
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March 12th, 2009 on 6:31 am
To each their own I guess, I wake up at 11am and I feel like I’ve wasted my day
Nice blog… I’ll try to read up some more when I’m NOT at work hahaaha
March 12th, 2009 on 11:51 am
Seems like there was somebody else who declared they’re never up before 10:00 a.m……………..now who was that?………….Oh, yes!
Norma Desmond…….
You already said you were ready for your close-up! LOL!!!!
March 12th, 2009 on 12:35 pm
Yup, such is my plight in life :’(
And that rotten bastard last President moved DST up, so just when the light of day was peeking out at 6am, we are thrust back in to the dark!!!
aaaauurrg!!! the humanity!
March 12th, 2009 on 2:14 pm
devon, i agree, but i like noon as the waking hour. less than 6 years to go before i can stop waking up at 4:30 am to get ready for work. i think a sunset looks nicer than a sunrise anyways…..lol.
March 12th, 2009 on 2:47 pm
LOL @ Steve!
Devon, I had a mentor once tell me, don’t get out of bed before 10 AM for anything less than $2K a week. Best advice I have ever been given. I have been in Corp America for over 10 yrs now and mornings are a huge part of my routine. I hate every waking moment before noon and most of the time my co-workers know not to speak to me until almost lunch time.
You can pay be to get up (no pun intended) but, you can’t pay me to be nice!
March 13th, 2009 on 10:17 am
Okay this blog is just plain wrong. I fall asleep at 11 or 11:30 and start waking up at 3 AM and usually am up drinking coffee at 5 AM and hit the gym at 6:15 AM.
Good thing I don’t have your cellphone # Devon or I would be phoning you at 5:30 AM singing “good morning, good morning …” that Viagra commercial song from “Singing In The Rain” (or was it “An American In Paris”).
March 13th, 2009 on 12:10 pm
ha! you can try… ;-}
March 13th, 2009 on 2:33 pm
i can’t sing, but i could call you at 430am to wake you up sleepy head….lol
March 16th, 2009 on 5:04 am
I am a 6am waker, and I do so every day because if I don’t three little doggie bladders will empty themselves on my floor. Trust me, it’s circumstance rather than virtue that drives this decision.