Cigarettes and ass
by Devon on Jan.05, 2009, under Humor
Okay, okay…
Time for a funny story… all this darkness and seriousness lately… time to clear the air with a little tale about tail. This just about made me fall out, and is one of the unexpected little joys of working in “the biz.”
I went to the bank to make a deposit. Normally I’d trade all my one’s and five’s in for larger bills. It makes it easy to count and carry (plus a thick stack of small bills is ghetto, especially if you put a large bill on the outside… Grrrrl, stop!). Anyway, I wasn’t able to do that last time I left for home. So, I have an unwieldy roll of small bills.
And what kind of paper is American money made of? Highly durable cotton! That means it soaks up and holds onto all sorts of insanity. When there are only a few bills you won’t notice the smell of money so much… But this nasty pile of cash had been festering in my gear bag and never dried out. Yum.
Anyway, I pulled the money out of its ziplock bag at the bank and got punched in the face by the smell of the club. WOW. That’s what a bar smells like? Gross! I was actually pretty embarrassed. How was I going to explain this to the teller? I figured honesty was best.
“I’m sorry, but my money smells like cigarettes and ass.”
The woman picks up the stack, holds it to her nose, takes a deep huff and replies,
“Yep, it does smell like cigarettes and ass.”
OH MY GOD! LOL LOL LOL LOL
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January 5th, 2009 on 11:39 am
Well at least she has a sense of humour! At my local branch in the gay community, one of the tellers dresses in drag. Her fishnet stockings are impeccable.
January 5th, 2009 on 3:06 pm
i think an article on money laundering may be in the future….oops, that’s illegal, sorry.
January 5th, 2009 on 6:17 pm
LOL!!
January 5th, 2009 on 6:49 pm
i was just feeling a little down and stressed, so i re-read this entry… she made me laugh good and hard… plus that little gerbil’s face is precious. i have to say: i like this entry. LOL
March 1st, 2009 on 3:56 am
You could go to Bank of America on Howell Mill Rd, the male teller there is a cute little homo!